Sunday, March 26, 2006

Britney Spears is the pro-life poster child???

This a repost for Trav.

While perusing the Drudge Report this afternoon, I came across this article:

http://www.caplakesting.com/2006_catalog/de/index.htm

The article is about an artist who has created a sculpture that is intended to reflect the beauty of the birth of Britney Spears' first child, citing Britney as the "ideal" model for a pro-life statement.

The gallery director offers that "A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision."

Um, excuse me? Rarity of choice and bravery of her decision?

First of all, this is a girl who's first marriage lasted all of 55 hours, and then married a dancer from her show who was already as deadbeat of a dad as they come. Then, she set a fine example for young women by proceeding to fuck in places where the paparazzi had clear vantage points with her new hubby. Rare choices, indeed. As for her "bravery", Mrs. Spears is worth in the hundreds of millions of dollars. Regardless of what she thinks about her career, she truly does not have to work another day in her life. If she does decide to resume her career at some point, she can dish out for the best nanny on the planet. Ooooo, so fucking brave of her...

Not to be outdone, the artist provided this brainy quote: "
Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the ‘right choice’. She was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman."

Again with the "right choice" crap. Dude!!! She has more money than freaking God!!! She can buy whatever choice she wants!!! Most people on this planet are not, nor will ever be in such fortunate situations!!!

As for her Google ranking... Sir, I am wagering that her being number one had little to do with her pregancy, and far more to do with the fact that she is hot and men like to jerk off to pictures of her. After viewing your sculpture, I happen to think that you were doing the same. All you have succeeded in sculpting is a likely representation of what Mr. Federline was hitting during the third trimester.